Daily Lobsters for 2026-10-24

The 12 highest-rated articles on Lobsters on October 24, 2026 which have not appeared on any previous Lobsters Daily are:

• Docker is weird
  

  programming
  

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• Please don't mess with links
  

  web
  

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• We have Traits at Home
  

  zig
  

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• UUIDv7 doesn't have the properties you think it does
  

  distributed python
  

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• The glorious @xkcdRandom Zig builtin
  

  compilers satire zig
  

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• Expose only share links of a private service with caddy
  

  devops security
  

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• How close can pure FP get to C?
  

  performance programming
  

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• Debunking "Faster than Rust": Malicious Benchmarks in Tov
  

  performance
  

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• Software is slow because of bad design, not slow languages
  

  performance
  

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• a hacky fucked up way to portably access errno from outside of c
  

  c
  

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• Objects, attributes, maps, oh my
  

  compilers
  

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• Tell your network to explain itself and then some
  

  networking
  

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