Daily Lobsters for 2025-09-29

The 12 highest-rated articles on Lobsters on September 29, 2025 which have not appeared on any previous Lobsters Daily are:

• How I Accidentally Created the Fastest CSV Parser Ever Made
  

  c
  

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• Linus Torvalds and the Supposedly “Garbage Code”
  

  c
  

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• A statement from members of the NixOS moderation team
  

  culture nix
  

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• Offline translator for Android
  

  android privacy
  

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• Why Today’s Humanoids Won’t Learn Dexterity
  

  ai
  

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• Docker Was Too Slow, So We Replaced It: Nix in Production
  

  video nix
  

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• Small Data
  

  hardware performance
  

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• HSBC publishes yet another claim of quantum advantage that isn’t
  

  science
  

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• Why I'm not rushing to take sides in the RubyGems fiasco
  

  ruby
  

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• stupid jj tricks
  

  vcs
  

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• First Malicious MCP in the Wild: The Postmark Backdoor That's Stealing Your Emails
  

  security vibecoding
  

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• Urgency vs importance
  

  practices
  

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